re-adrenaline

So I’m doing this whole application thingy again and driving my brains nuts of having to worry whether I would get in or not. PFFT.

• MSA
• Cardiff
• Sheffield
• Liverpool
• Edinburgh

Basing on the better schools that offer cheaper tuition fees; msa being the lowest. Mad rush mad rush!! My itchy fingers kinda wanted to put in UCL just to try my luck (lawl lawl) but decided against it because I can only have a maximum of 5 choices. Oh and while filling up my online application, I realised that UK has quite a well established system for managing applications to higher education courses. All the universities prefer that you apply through this website called UCAS (yeah even international students weird..) and all the schools and courses are listed there. The various Architecture degrees offered by the universities all share the same universal course code as well, interesting…. And I have to rack my brains later to write a paper required to convince them the reason why I would be a suitable candidate to shortlist.

I hate writing essays oh noos!

**PROCRASTINATING**

i’m getting fat..

just on cup noodles.

don’t ask how.

The Husband Store

I miss raiding. So the least I could do to update myself with what’s going on in my guild is to read the forums. This is something I found from the off topic section:

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. ‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’ So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. ‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.